SARDARJI JOKES - V ( THE KICKER !!! )

Subject: Letter from a Sardar's Mother to her son!
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Pyaarey puttar,

I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we
moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last Sardar
who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their next
house,so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is
really nice. It even has a washing machine situated right above the
commode. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather
here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it
rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so
we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another
job. He has 500 people under him. He is cutting the grass at the
cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out
whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an
Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to
pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
re-cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best
friend,Balwinder is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's
last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he
died.your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for
his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.

Love
Mom.

P. S : I was going to send you some money but the envelope
was already sealed.