A Mind boggling Letter

A letter from a son to his father...

Dear Dad,

It is with immense regret I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene. ABC is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. ABC said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so ABC can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love
Your son
XYZ


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at PQR's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the School report that's on the kitchen table.