SARDARJI JOKES - I

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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ON MARRIAGE

After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old sardar told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."

"Impossible!" the sardar exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear."

"Exactly," replied the doctor.

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a second sir" says the receptionist
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and puts down the phone

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EMPLOYMENT..

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one .
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again barefeet!"

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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks,"What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things old."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!