HATE LOVE LETTER

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet.... :)

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LOVE LETTER BY AN ACCOUNTANT

In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partner, you write the Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already indicated,
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on,
Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.

And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
And the Auditor will certify like this,
“THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE’S ACCOUNTS”.

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LOVE LETTER BY A MATHEMATICIAN

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me

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LOVE LETTER BY A HR MANAGER ( THE KICKER !!! )

To
Ms ______
Grade 7.0

Sub: Offer of love

Dearest Ms ______,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since February 14th (Sunday).With reference to our meeting, held between us on February 14th at 15:00 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course upon completion of probation, there will be continuous “on the job training” and “performance appraisal” schemes leading to promotion from “lover to spouse”.

The expenses for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later based on your performance, I might take up a large share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which ,this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else, I would also be grateful if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely
_______

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LOVE LETTER OF THE MILLENIUM !!!

Dear _____,

You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best).

You are MC DOWELL'S (Mera number one) love. I believe in FRESHIYA (Gore pan se jyada, khoobsurti ka waada) and you are the most beautiful in this world!

I think of you day and night. When you give me one and only smile you are
DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million smiles per day) for me.

This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life partner. Perhaps you worry about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeable) and also think
of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The Coolest ones).If they refuse we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s make things better).

It will be MIRINDA (Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage) and we COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other

We are WILLS (Made for each Other). After some time our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITAL (Invited by all) & we will be HERO HONDA (leading the way) of our love life.

Then our life is BOLERO (Break free). Now HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love. You must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life) which makes us PARX (always comfortable). For me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more)

So, never forget me.
OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange more)

LG [Digitally yours]
With love,
__________

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