SARDARJI JOKES - III

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh. ('T' silent!).


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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

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TO LOSE WEIGHT..

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem."What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

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Santa has 3 sons. The second one's name is CHHOTU.
What are the names of the other two ?
Cho-one and Cho-Three?