WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the Wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A man is incomplete until she is married.
Then he is finished.

Then there was a man, who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And by then,
it was too late.'

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and Pay strict attention to every word you say... Talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

A Woman's Prayer:
’Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, To Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death'