LOVE LETTER BY A HR MANAGER ( THE KICKER !!! )

To
Ms ______
Grade 7.0

Sub: Offer of love

Dearest Ms ______,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since February 14th (Sunday).With reference to our meeting, held between us on February 14th at 15:00 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course upon completion of probation, there will be continuous “on the job training” and “performance appraisal” schemes leading to promotion from “lover to spouse”.

The expenses for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later based on your performance, I might take up a large share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which ,this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else, I would also be grateful if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely
_______