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Sunday, October 4, 2009

COME JOIN ME

LINKEDIN

SILICONINDIA

FACEBOOK

ORKUT

TWITTER

MAIL ME AT:

patnaik.sampat@gmail.com
sampat.patnaik@sun.com

CALL ME 24X7 AT :

+91-9861086923

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JOIN ME AT OSUM

REASONS TO JOIN OSUM:

  • OSUM members will gain benefits that can help them prepare for an IT career by getting access to the latest open-source technologies including free media kits and student-developer resources.
  • Participate in OSUM club activities at your university to learn about open-source technologies that are opening up new career opportunities
  • Get access to free online courses, webinars, tutorials, discounts on certifications, and other student resources that can fast-track your career
  • Connect and make friends with student coders from around the world to Get and Give technical support and share project ideas.

TRAINING:

  • Hands-on training through student projects and games
  • Online training through the Sun Academic Initiative program
  • Preparation for and discounts on Sun certifications

IN ADDITION, OSUM MEMBERS CAN REAP THE FOLLOWING SOCIAL BENEFITS:

  • Global social interaction and camaraderie with other student developers
  • Opportunities to collaborate with each other on projects and activities
  • Opportunities to get challenged, get motivated, and get excited

STUDENTS WILL BE ABLE TO DO THE FOLLOWING:

  • Write blogs
  • Post comments
  • Use an instant-messaging application
  • Upload photos and videos
  • Post profiles of themselves
  • Communicate in forums
STEPS TO JOIN ME :

STEP I: LOG ON TO http://osum.sun.com AND CLICK ON "SIGN UP"

STEP 2: ENTER YOUR MAIL ID, PASSWORD & DATE OF BIRTH

STEP 3: ENTER YOUR DETAILS

STEP 4: YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY JOINED OSUM. NOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN ME & “JITM OSUM CLUB“.In case of any problem you can enter this url in your browser and join us:

http://osum.sun.com/group/jitm

and click on “JOIN JITM OSUM CLUB” in the top right corner

ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND AT :

http://osum.sun.com/profile/SampatPatnaik

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Monday, May 4, 2009

[How To] Open a struck DVD/CD drive ?

Imagine your DVD/CD drive got struck and you wanna open that !!!

Now we need a Paper Clip or a thin but strong needle. Just make sure its not too thin or too thick.

Search for a small reset hole on the CD or DVD drive. You can turn the power supply off while doing this.Use the clip to poke inside the reset hole until the DVD drive opens by itself. 

BINGO !!!

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Friday, April 24, 2009

MOVIES n TV SHOWS IN YOUTUBE


Exciting News !!! Youtube, the popular online video sharing website, has added full length TV shows and movies to the list.

Now thats amazing... So no need of searching through the web for tv shows... YouTube has it all but it seems it will take some time to update its libraries and make a global reach....

Enjoy the new entertainment at Youtube.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

3D ALBUM

Hey ! Looking out for organising ur memorable snaps into a stunning video. Then the tool u need is "3D ALBUM". The effects it provides are simply amazing and in a few clicks you are done with a high quality video for your memories which you can cherish over the years....

CLICK HERE

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Aleo Flash Intro Banner Maker

I had been searching for flash apps since many days. I came across many of them but the best of the lot came out to be this. This software gave me all the stuff I wanted.Lots of animated background effects, text effects and image effects, all effects are customizable, including texts, fonts, URL links, colors, sounds etc.

Flash intros, Flash banners, Flash slide show, Flash AD and ecards - are now just a few clicks for me. Look forward to the future releases and upgrades.

The output can be in gif / avi / swf formats. Now this is something you dont fing in all flash apps.

Wonderful !!!

Click here to see more features

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Friday, April 10, 2009

What Is ZEMBLY ?

Zembly is a browser-based development environment from Sun Microsystems that enables social programming of applications for Facebook, Meebo, OpenSocial, iPhone web applications, and other social platforms, as well as web widgets.

Users of zembly interact with one another via zembly's social networking features to engage in co-development of applications for these platforms.

Zembly combines features from traditional IDEs (such as a rich scripting editor) with wiki- and social-networking-based technologies to attempt to innovate on the application development paradigm for smaller-sized applications.

Applications created at zembly are automatically and transparently deployed, hosted, and scaled on its underlying cloud computing infrastructure.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

What Is Cloud Computing ?

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet.Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them.

The best example : Google Apps which provides common business applications online that are accessed from a web browser, while the software and data are stored on the servers.The term cloud is used as a metaphor for the Internet.

The concept incorporates infrastructure as a service (IaaS), platform as a service (PaaS) and software as a service (SaaS) as well as Web 2.0 and other recent technology trends that have the common theme of reliance on the Internet for satisfying the computing needs of the users.

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Is IBM acquiring SUN ?


Yes , Sun Microsystems is not going to be taken over !!! Goodness me !!! 

The breakdown of talks to acquire Sun Microsystems Inc. won't significantly set back IBM position in its hardware, software or services markets, though a deal would have given it useful technologies.Talks had been going on for several weeks and the deal was initially pegged at close to $8 billion.

The deal would have brought IBM a host of assets, including significantly bulking up its presence in high-end servers used at corporate data farms and brought its share of the market to 42% from 32%, according to IT research firm IDC. It also would have given IBM intellectual property, such as Java, that could be used to further the company's ambition of becoming a player in cloud computing, the growing practice of selling computing power to customers via the Internet.

IBM, which posted annual sales of $103.6 billion, will remain one of the IT industry's biggest players with or without Sun.

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World's Cheapest Car - TATA NANO


The hype surrounding the price and prospects of the Nano has created such an aura of excitement about this minicar that it could put a Ferrari’s crowd pulling capability in the shade.

The roominess of the Nano is what hits you as soon as you get in and though the interior is very Spartan, the centrally-positioned instrument panel and relatively modern dashboard layout makes for a good first impression.

Crank the engine and another surprise awaits. Unlike the widely rumoured, possibly expected, genset or autorickshaw sounding engine, what the Nano sounded like is actually a proper gasoline engine. Sure, there is a mild burble as you start accelerating, but there is very little difference one can discern even in the non-air-conditioned standard/base variant.

The four-speed gearbox is cable operated, yet shift quality is very good. Frankly, the Nano’s gearbox slotting is precise and even better than the sticky, mushy shift feel in the Indica.

The Nano’s focus on fuel efficiency from a seemingly puny engine does not show very much on its acceleration abilities.

On long, straight stretches of tarmac, the Nano accelerates impressively and reached a top speed of 105 kmph.

Compared to its very impressive, modern design on the exterior, the Nano’s score would be a notch lower when one considers the interiors’ overall finish quality.

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Shape Collage 2.1 - Easy photo Collage Maker


I had been looking out for an efficient Collage maker for my photos and I came across Shape Collage 2.1.. Its simply amazing.With its easy to use interfae it really is a special tool for all the photo funkies out there..... Its amazing features :-

  • Create picture collages in less than a minute with just a few mouse clicks
  • Use photos on your computer or from the web to make collages
  • Make collages in any imaginable shape or form- Rectangle, heart, circle, letters, or even draw your own shape!
  • Adjust the collage size, size of the photos, number of photos, and spacing between photos
  • Change the background, the colour of the border
  • Save as JPEG, PNG, or Photoshop PSD(If you don't like the collage, save it as a PSD and edit it yourself in Adobe Photoshop or GIMP!)


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Astro Flash Creator - Easy Flash Animations

















ASTRO Flash Creator creates real-time awesome Flash text effects, which you can use directly on your web site.

ASTRO Flash Creator´s simple interface turns the creation of professional Flash text effects and banners into a very simple task. And with a choice of hundreds of text, foreground and background effects, ASTRO Flash Creator rocks.

There's a choice from more than 450 (!!) or more than 1350 WITH PJ plugin for AFC ,SUPREME4 plugin for AFC and Elite plugin for AFC text effects and over 80 other Flash effects. There is no other Flash text effects program which can offer you such a large number of effects!

On top of being able to alter the effect according to your own creativity, ASTRO Flash Creator supports the use of plugins, which can be bought, or are sometimes given away free. These plugins can add more Flash effects, more images and more sound files to ASTRO Flash Creator.

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SUN xVM VIRTUALBOX


During one of my sessions a student came to me and said - " I have Windows Vista installed on my laptop. Now that you have demonstrated Open Solaris I would love to check out Solaris. But I cannot have another partition dedicated for it. Is there a way out ??? "



Thanks to Sun Microsystems. I had a beautiful solution to his query. A faster and easier way - "SUN xVM Virtual Box". It turns your PC into an easy-to-use virtualization platform. The enterprise-class open source software runs on all major operating systems and eliminates the need for tradeoffs or multiple hardware systems.




Check Out Virtual Box for yourself at :



http://www.sun.com/software/products/virtualbox/index.jsp



Check out its exciting features at :



http://www.sun.com/software/products/virtualbox/features.jsp



I suppose its time you download it for yourself at:



http://www.sun.com/software/products/virtualbox/get.jsp


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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

APRIL FOOL SMS

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS .


When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL


All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...


I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill


The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......Can I sell you?


True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.


When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.


Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.


If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING


So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!


When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.


In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......


I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.


Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"


U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*


WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"


A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?


I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.


MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.


When are you going to marry me? I cant live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...


Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai


If people say you are crazy, be patient.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.


I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

Mahindra Renault Yeni - Competition to Tata Nano












There are some unconfirmed reports that Mahindra will launch a small car under Rs. 2 lakh soon for combating the Tata Nano phenomenon. The car will be produced in association with Renault-Nissan and will be called Mahindra Renault Yeni.

Two wheeler maker Bajaj Auto, is also working on a small car as an alternative to Tata Nano named Bajaj Lite and is expected to launch it before 2011.

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AJAX Tutorials

http://www.w3schools.com/Ajax/Default.Asp

http://www.ajax-tutorials.com

http://www.ajax-tutorials.com/tutorial-list/

http://www.ajaximpact.com/tutorials.php

http://www.ajaxtutorial.net

http://www.ajaxtutorials.com/

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What is AJAX ?

AJAX (Asynchronous JavaScript and XML), is a group of interrelated web development techniques used to create interactive web applications or rich Internet applications. With AJAX, your JavaScript can communicate directly with the server, using the JavaScript XMLHttpRequest object. With this object, your JavaScript can trade data with a web server, without reloading the page.

The use of Ajax has led to an increase in interactive animation on web pages. AJAX uses asynchronous data transfer (HTTP requests) between the browser and the web server, allowing web pages to request small bits of information from the server instead of whole pages. Despite the name, the use of JavaScript and XML is not actually required, nor do the requests need to be asynchronous.

Prior Technologies To Learn:

* XHTML and CSS for presentation
* XML and XSLT for the interchange, manipulation and display of data
* Document Object Model for dynamic display & interaction with data
* XMLHttpRequest object for asynchronous communication
* JavaScript to bring these technologies together

Since then, however, there have been a number of developments in the technologies used in an Ajax application, and the definition of the term Ajax. In particular, it has been noted that:

* Apart from JavaScript, other languages such as VBScript and EGL Programming Language are also capable of the required functionality.

* XML is not required for data interchange and therefore XSLT is not required for the manipulation of data. JavaScript Object Notation (JSON) is often used as an alternative format for data interchange, although other formats such as preformatted HTML or plain text can also be used.

Advantages

* In many cases, related pages on a website consist of much content that is common between them. Using traditional methods, that content would have to be reloaded on every request. However, using Ajax, a web application can request only the content that needs to be updated, thus drastically reducing bandwidth usage and load time.

* The use of asynchronous requests allows the client's Web browser UI to be more interactive and to respond quickly to inputs, and sections of pages can also be reloaded individually.

* The use of Ajax can reduce connections to the server, since scripts and style sheets only have to be requested once.

Disadvantages

* Pages dynamically created using successive Ajax requests do not automatically register themselves with the browser's history engine, so clicking the browser's "back" button may not return the user to an earlier state of the Ajax-enabled page, but may instead return them to the last full page visited before it.

* Dynamic web page updates also make it difficult for a user to bookmark a particular state of the application.

* Because most web crawlers do not execute JavaScript code, web applications should provide an alternative means of accessing the content that would normally be retrieved with Ajax, to allow search engines to index it.

* Any user whose browser does not support Ajax or JavaScript, or simply has JavaScript disabled, will not be able to use its functionality. Similarly, devices such as mobile phones, PDAs, and screen readers may not have support for JavaScript or the XMLHttpRequest object.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

CSS Design vs Table layout

Some web designers swear that table-based layouts are better than CSS-based layouts, while others believe that table-based layouts are ancient history and XHTML combined with CSS is the only real solution to coding a web site’s visual layout.

13 reasons why CSS-based layouts are superior to table-based layouts:

http://www.chromaticsites.com/blog/13-reasons-why-css-is-superior-to-tables-in-website-design/

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WHY LEARN CSS ?

1. The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) created CSS to replace HTML tables, font tags, frames, and other presentational hacks of HTML elements.Build from the ground up to replace traditional Web design methods.

2. Faster download times. Reduction of file size is about 50% less

3. Shorter development time. Easily tweak the design of a thousand-page site with just a few edits of one CSS file.

4. Greater control over the typography in a Web page.

5. It's easy to write. You can create and edit CSS as easily as you can hand code HTML.

6. Improvements in accessibility. Using CSS effectively means structuring content with HTML.

7. CSS lets you output to multiple formats quickly.

8. Better control over the placement of elements in Web page.

9. The design of Web pages is separated from the content. By keeping the design in separate files linked to the HTML pages, you reduce the likelihood of your page designs falling apart over time as different contributors add to the Web page.

10. Better search engine rankings. With only HTML used for structuring content in a Web document instead of rigging tags for design, search engines will spider your Web page effectively, and more likely give you a higher page ranking.

11. CSS's :hover PseudoClass cuts down on the need to use JavaScript onmouseover calls.

12. CSS lets you use logical names for page elements. You can, for example, give a DIV the name "header", or a H1 the class "headline". It's self-describing.

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Free CSS Templates

http://www.freecsstemplates.org/

http://www.free-css-templates.com/

http://www.csstemplates.net/free-css-templates.php


http://www.ramblingsoul.com/

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/12/01/100-free-high-quality-xhtmlcss-templates/

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CSS Codes (Menus,Templates,etc.)

http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/

http://13styles.com/

http://www.cssmenumaker.com/

http://www.cssdrive.com/index.php/menudesigns/

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CSS Tutorials

http://www.quackit.com/css/tutorial/

http://www.webdesign.org/web/html-and-css/tutorials/css-basic-css-codes.1335.html


http://www.tizag.com/cssT/

http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp

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CSS - Simplified

Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a style sheet language used to describe the look and formatting of a document written in either HTML or XHTML.

Features:

* Styles define how to display HTML elements
* Styles are normally stored in Style Sheets
* External Style Sheets can save you a lot of work
* External Style Sheets are stored in CSS files
* Multiple style definitions will cascade into one

Prerequisite:

Before you start CSS you should have some basic understanding of HTML / XHTML

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Friday, March 20, 2009

How to enjoy Chatting on your network with WinChat ?





































Press win + r to open the run tab.

Then type winchat.

Now go to Conversation Menu and click dial option.

Here choose that person you want to chat with on your network

When you click on dial then you will get a list of the persons with whom you are going to connect on your network even if they are running winchat or not.

If you dial any body of your list they are not responding or ignoring you, then they may not be running the winchat.

When any body is running winchat he will hear a ringing sound.

Both you and your network sharing person can chat with each other when your recipient clicks the answer button.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

HAPPY HOLI !!!






Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!








Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?







May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

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HOLI SMS COLLECTION

Hindi Holi SMS

Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Funny Holi SMS

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

English Holi SMS

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Easy 3D BOX Design


I was searching for easy software to design a custom 3D box cover. This is how you design.


You just give the front and side image as input and gives the whole custom design 3D Box product image in a second and it’s fully customizable.

It also gives the Web 2.0 style reflection of the Box and shadow if you want.

These are the parameters you can change:

Height of the box,
Width of the front image,
Width of the side image,
Angle of the front image,
Angle of the side image,
Select or deselect Shadow,
Length of the shadow.
Angle of the shadow,
Intensity of the shadow,
Select or deselect Web 2.0 style reflection,
Length of the reflection,
Intensity of the reflection.

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How to take the Image of Only Active Window using Print Screen?

When you use the print screen command in Windows, it takes the image of the whole screen.

If you want to display only a particular portion of that image, you have to use an image editing tool (like MS Paint) to crop.

In case you wanted to take the image of only the active window, you can just use Alt + Print Screen (prt Scr) to take the image of the active windows alone.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A Touching Story

Today as I opened my mail box, I found this story.. Just thought of sharing it with all of my readers...



She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son... She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures... Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him.

Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him where was He when I needed him?''God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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Monday, March 9, 2009

Water Proof Hanky

Items Required:

• Large glass
• Ashtray or similar
• Water
• Handkerchief

Instructions:

1. Push the centre of the handkerchief into the glass, so that the edges are hanging over the outside of the rim of the glass.

2. Pour water into the glass, through the loose handkerchief. Make sure that your audience can see the water easily passing through the handkerchief into the glass. Keep pouring the water until the glass is roughly half full.

3. Pull the corners of the handkerchief so that the material is taut over the top of the glass. Hold the glass and handkerchief so that the material stays tightly stretched over the opening. For younger audiences you may like to say some 'magic words' that make the hanky water proof.

4. Place the ashtray on the top of the glass and tip it all upside down, being careful to keep the handkerchief pulled tight.

5. Hold the upside-down glass and ashtray , making sure that the glass is vertical and the handkerchief is tight. Remove the ashtray and voila! – nothing happens! The water stays inside the glass.

How does it work?

This demonstration is based on surface tension and air pressure. When the handkerchief is loose, the water can pour through the gaps in the fabric. However, when the handkerchief is pulled tight, the water molecules can form a single surface or membrane across the handkerchief due to a property called surface tension. The air surrounding us is exerting a force in all directions - air pressure. When the membrane is formed on the surface of the handkerchief, it provides a uniform surface for the air pressure to act upon. The force of the surrounding air acting upon this membrane is sufficient to overcome gravity, and so the water stays in the glass.

Source : http://1000tricks.blogspot.com/

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Cloud In A Bottle

Items Required :

• Plastic bottle with cap (fairly flexible e.g. from most soft drinks)
• Water
• Match

Instructions:

1. Place ~1 teaspoon of water into the plastic bottle.

2. Light the match and make sure it is burning well, then drop it into the bottle
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3. Quickly screw the cap on, and squeeze the bottle with your hand five or six times (for larger bottles you may have to do it slightly more). You should see a cloud form in the bottle, then magically disappear when you squeeze it.

How does it work?

Clouds are formed when water droplets in the air cool and then collect on dust particles. In this demonstration, the dust particles were provided by the smoke from the match. The air inside the bottle was cooled by releasing the pressure after the bottle was squeezed. The temperature is changed by squeezing the bottle: the amount of air within the bottle is constant, but squeezing the plastic bottle changes the volume of the gas. Expanding the bottle causes a lowering of the air temperature – in this case, enough to cause the water gas to form a liquid – the cloud.

Tips for Success

Try adding a small amount of food colouring to the water – it can help to increase the visibility of the effect.

Source : http://1000tricks.blogspot.com/

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Friday, March 6, 2009

Solution to bX errors when updating template in Blogspot

Recently, whenever you tried to upload or update a template in Blogspot , you must have seen errors like : "bX-y6cz0v", "bX-8dyqz0", "bX-si9ejx", all sort of varieties.

Here comes the solutions:

1. Open the new template XML file in any text editor, preferably WordPad (right click --> Open With --> WordPad).

2. “Ctrl + F” and search for the word "widget id"

3. Replace the "b:widget id='Anything1'" to "b:widget id='Anything11'" (example "b:widget id='Header1'" to "b:widget id='Header11'"), you can replace the number into any number you want, but must be at least double digit, 1 to 11, 2 to 22, etc... is a good choice.

4. Save the file. And upload the template either upload the xml file or cut and paste as usual.

It Works !!!! BINGO !!!!

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Monday, March 2, 2009

How to change the OS boot order from Windows 7 to Vista?

Go to Control Panel Home (Start -> Control Panel) -> System and Maintenance -> System.

On the left side pane, under the Tasks, Click Advanced System Settings.

Click Settings under Startup and Recovery.



Under System startup, you can change the Default operating system between Windows 7 and Vista. If you have installed any other OS, you can change between those settings as well.


Click OK and the next time you start your computer, the boot order should have changed. You can also change the time duration for which it shows to change the booting OS.

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How to access vista partition in Windows 7?

Step 1: The options are available at ‘Disk Management’.

Start Menu -> Control Panel -> System and Maintenance -> Administrative Tools -> Double Click Computer Management -> Storage -> Disk Management.

In here you should be able to see different partitions along with a partition which doesn’t have any letter assigned to it.

Step 2: Right click that partition and click Change Driver Letter and Paths.


Step 3: Click Add and Choose Assign the following driver letter. You can choose a different letter if you prefer or leave the one by default. Click Ok.

Step 4: Now if you go to Computer, you should be able to access the Vista partition.

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

How to use Microsoft Office 2007 Ribbon Features with Keyboard Shortcuts?

You can always improve the efficiency of handling any computer application if you are accustomed with their keyboard shortcuts. Apart from the common ones like cut, copy, paste it may be hard to learn all the keyboard shortcuts that you need to know.

But with Microsoft Office 2007, it’s very easy as you need not learn any shortcuts before hand and you can use the keyboard shortcuts by just looking at different features that you want to use.




So how do you use keyboard shortcuts for Microsoft Office 2007 Ribbon features?






Unlike the general keyboard shortcuts here you are not pressing all the keys at the same time but one after the other. All that you have to do is click ALT and you will be seeing the keys that you need to click to browse around the features in the ribbon. If you want to go back to previous options then press Escape button.



Enjoy Fast Computing :)

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Friday, February 27, 2009

How to get Google Search results only from educational (.edu) sites?

After entering the word or phrase that you want to search,

just add site:.edu at the end.

For example, “lithography in nanotechnology site:.edu”

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Happy Shiva Ratri

Shivratri ke is pawan parv par safalta ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta rehe.

May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family. May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.

JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!! Bless us with the happy & peaceful life with noble wisdom. May there be peace in every home!!!

May Lord Shiva shower blessings on all and give power and strength to everyone facing difficulties in there lives.

Shivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan Shiv aur maa Shakti is kripa aap sab par bane rahe.

Wishing you all a very happy Mahahivrati. God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness, your wishes will be accomplished. Om Namah Shivaya..

Bhagwan Bholenath, I pray to you for all the people in this world. Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles. This is my prayer for today. Om Namah Shivaaye!!

Show your blessings and love on elders, children and your beloved on the auspicious occasion of Mahashivartri.

Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health.God Bless

Wish you all a very Happy Shivratri."Krinvanto Vishvam Aryam" the ved mantra which means “sare vishv ko arya bana do arthat sreshth bana do.

On the occasion of Mahashivaratri, I pray to Lord Shiva that His blessings may always be with you.

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[How to] Run XP Inside Vista


FOLLOW THE BELOW STEPS:


* Download and install Virtual PC.

* Launch it, click Next to start the wizard, and click Next again to create a virtual machine.

The wizard then asks you to confirm the amount of memory and disk space to dedicate to the virtual machine. If you have 2GB or more on your host PC, give 512MB to the virtual XP machine. Unless you plan to install lots of apps, the default hard disk size is usually fine.

* Click Next and then finish, and your virtual machine will appear in the virtual PC Console.

* Insert an XP Installation CD, and then double click the virtual-machine icon in the Virtual PC Console to start it up.

* Select the optical drive in the Virtual C’s CD menu, choose Action, and then click Ctrl-Alt-Del to boot the virtual machine from the CD.

After that, the installation process should proceed just as it would on a non-virtual PC.

To Run your virtual XP machine

* Select it in the Virtual PC Console and click Start.
* To close it down, click Close, choose Save state from the list of options, and click OK.
* Clicking within the virtualized OS Window once allows it to capture the mouse pointer.

Importable Features

In the Virtual PC menu, click Action * Install or Update Virtual Machine Additions to install several tools that will allow you to copy and paste text between the virtual machine and the host PC. You will also be able to send documents back and forth via a shared folder on the host system.To get the mouse pointer to release back to the host OS, press the right-hand key and drag the mouse out of the Virtual PC window.

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Top 6 Online PDF to Word Converters

PDFs and MS Word are unparalleled in their service and thereby popular on their own. But the problem creeps in when you convert between the two. There are no easy Save as option which can help you save a .pdf to .doc and vice versa. So what if the whole process of conversion can be done online that too for free?

1. PDFUNdo Online

PDFUNdo.net is a free online PDF to Word converter. It's real simple to use and doesn't require your email address or registration. You just upload your PDF document and when the conversion is complete, download your Word document.

2. Free PDF to Word

3. freepdfconvert

4. pdfonline

5. Convert PDF to Word

6. Zamzar

The best of them all. You can convert a PDF to Word with amazing look-alikeness in 4 simple steps. Try this.

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How to Backup and Restore Firefox Profile ?

Firefox also manages your bookmarks, passwords, private and public information and saves it all under your profile.

So, what if it crashes suddenly one day or you want to format your Windows?

Backing them up or to export them all to some other browser can not be a viable alternative and also it won't be 100% transferred as well.

Here is a short tutorial which will tell you how to Backup

1. First download MozBackup and install it. Make sure that your Firefox is not running at that time.

2. After its done, Go to Start -> All Programs -> MozBackup -> MozBackup.exe

3. Click on next and you will see that it automatically searches for and detects the installed browsers on your computer and shows them separately in each line.

4. Choose the browser for which you want to take your profile backup [say its Firefox] and click Next

5. Now choose the Profile, Save Location and click on Next button

6. Here you will be prompted for password protection. Its your take.

7. Now check the options which you want to take backup for. When selected click Next button. You will get lots of options to backup. general settings, downloaded list, bookmarks, history, saved password, cooking, saved from details, certificates etc.

8. When done. Click OK. And your backing up is finished

To Restore

To restore a profile go to step 3, see the image and click on Restore a profile click Next button and navigate it to the saved profile file to start Restoring. Done.

[Source: i333.blogspot.com]

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

George Bush in a School

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob"."And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"."And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!

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WINDOWS 7 : A REVIEW

This is an impressive article by one of my friends Suryakanta...Worth Reading !!!

Overview:


• To describe Windows 7 in a few words it is Windows Vista with a few new features, with all the bugs fixed, the annoyances removed and the rough edges smoothed out.

• The first public beta is exceptionally stable and solid. By comparison, it is more stable in its first beta release than either XP or Vista was when they were released to manufacturer.

• With very few exceptions, any hardware that works with Vista will work with Windows 7.

• Windows 7 is about 22% smaller than Vista. Some of this size reduction is because things like Windows Mail, Calendar, Photo Gallery, Movie Maker and Contacts (address book) have been removed from Windows 7 and are now part of the download able Windows Live Essentials. The rest is due to tighter, more polished code.

• Every honest review I’ve read about Windows 7 has commented on its performance. In actual performance bench tests, Windows 7 exceeded XP and Vista on just about every measure.

• Windows 7 running on notebooks has shown to be much more reliable with its ability to sleep and resume than XP or Vista.

• The Windows 7 power management tools are easy to get to, and estimates of remaining battery life are generally quite accurate, which certainly wasn’t the case with Windows XP.

Desktop Search

• Probably the biggest advance in Windows 7 search though, is the way that the Start menu search works. In Vista, you can type a term into the Search box, and you get a subset of the total results. If the thing you’re looking for isn’t in that list, you have to click Search Everywhere and fuss with an extra set of options in Windows Explorer. In Windows 7, each heading is a live, clickable link

• Clicking any of those headings opens an Explorer window restricted to just that type of search result and with a much friendlier set of options that makes it easy to scan results quickly

Window Management

• After using Windows 7 for a little while, I find the window handling features to have become automatic. When I go back to a computer running XP or Vista, I find I really miss them.

• Comparing contents two different folders or documents is much easier with Windows 7.

• Expanding a window to full screen and back by dragging it.

• The Show Desktop feature, commonly referred to as “Aero Peek” is used frequently. Some call it “eye candy” but I find it very useful. I keep several gadgets on my desktop.

Improved User Interface

• there are many differences “Gestures" that will interpret your mouse hovering over something as an indication that you'd like to see more information about it.

• Moving your mouse over a Taskbar button brings up horizontal preview thumbnails of each document open in an app, and hovering over one of those brings up a full-screen preview of the document.

New Applications

• Some new apps are included like Sticky Notes and Snipping Tool.

Better Security

• Windows 7 isn’t a huge step forward from Vista in security, but does include some useful additions, including security for something that more and more people are using: USB thumb drives. (Requires the Group Policy editor)

• IT departments can set a group policy that forces USB drives to be encrypted before the employee's allowed to copy files off the corporate network on to the stick, saving IT departments from employing more drastic measures, such as disabling USB ports.

Less Annoying

• In Vista it is the UAC (User Account Control) that is responsible for the incessant pop-ups that ask you if you're sure you want to install this app, or delete that file, or allow access to this drive to this program.

• In Windows 7, the UAC enforcement can be adjusted with a slider ranging from Always Notify to never Notify and two settings in between.

Summary:

• I believe that Windows 7 will be the success that Microsoft had hoped for with Vista. There is nothing really wrong with Vista other than the bad reviews it received. The lack of drivers and the increased hardware requirements got it off to a bad start and it never recovered.

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Windows 7 Beta Activation Keys

Windows 7 Beta Activation Keys (32-bit)

* 6JKV2-QPB8H-RQ893-FW7TM-PBJ73
* QXV7B-K78W2-QGPR6-9FWH9-KGMM7
* GG4MQ-MGK72-HVXFW-KHCRF-KW6KY
* TQ32R-WFBDM-GFHD2-QGVMH-3P9GC
* 4HJRK-X6Q28-HWRFY-WDYHJ-K8HDH

Windows 7 Beta Activation Keys (64-bit)

* JYDV8-H8VXG-74RPT-6BJPB-X42V4
* 482XP-6J9WR-4JXT3-VBPP6-FQF4M
* 7XRCQ-RPY28-YY9P8-R6HD8-84GH3
* D9RHV-JG8XC-C77H2-3YF6D-RYRJ9
* RFFTV-J6K7W-MHBQJ-XYMMJ-Q8DCH

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Windows 7 Icons in Windows XP


Do you like Windows 7 and its cool designs and themes? What if I give you a chance to import all these icon packages of Windows 7 to XP?

Windows 7(Se7en) Icons | Size - 9.80 MB
This pack contains unofficial Icons For Windows 7 in PNG Format.(256 x 256)

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Windows 7 Keyboard Shortcuts

Windows 7 developers have brought in quite a lot of good features accessible from keyboard.

1. Windows Key + Tab = Aero [press Tab to cycle between Windows]
2. Windows Key + E = Windows Explorer is launched.
3. Windows Key + R = Run Command is launched.
4. Windows Key + F = Search (which is there in previous Windows versions too)
5. Windows Key + X = Mobility Center
6. Windows Key + L = Lock Computer (It is there from the earlier versions as well)
7. Windows Key + U = Ease of Access
8. Windows Key + P = Projector
9. Windows Key + T = Cycle Super Taskbar Items
10. Windows Key + S = OneNote Screen Clipping Tool [requires OneNote]
11. Windows Key + M = Minimize All Windows
12. Windows Key + D = Show/Hide Desktop
13. Windows Key + Up = Maximize Current Window
14. Windows Key + Down = Restore Down / Minimize Current Windows
15. Windows Key + Left = Tile Current Window to the Left
16. Windows Key + Right = Tile Current Windows to the Right
[Continue pressing the Left and Right keys to rotate the window as well]
17. Windows Key + # = Quicklaunch
18. Windows Key + = = Magnifier
19. Alt + Up = Go up one level
20. Alt + Left/ Right = Back/ Forward

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Windows 7 vs Windows Vista

Is Windows 7 any better and faster than Vista? Yes !!!

1. Boots Faster Than Vista

When tested with identical configuration and software packages, Windows Vista took 37 seconds to boot from boot screen to log in screen. There Windows 7 took only 27 seconds, exactly the same as Windows XP but with many more features.

This is attained by loading device drivers in parallel instead of keeping it sequential.

2. Battery Life and Wireless Connectivity Optimization

Windows 7 is supremely optimized for battery conditions and process management. It manages wireless radios better allowing them to drop below 100% power draw while managing the connection. The effort behind OS kernel is also evident. The CPU can sometimes run at a lower frequency and stay idle for long. This results are a minimum of 11%-15% better battery life for Windows 7 compared to Vista.

To better Windows Vista was tough and that too by 11%-15% is pretty impressive.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Laloo Prasad @ Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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Google Calculator

Every time we need to find any information on any topic under the sun, we Google. But the underlying usefulness of Google search box is just not limited to search and it’s also a Calculator!

Enter any mathematical expression in the search box and it resolves the case for you. The answer is listed in the suggestion section if you are using the search box in tool bar or if you using the Google search page, Click the search button after entering the expression to get the answer.

Almost all the operators are supported by Google Calculator, the following are some of the operators commonly used.

+, -, *,/ ,^, %, Choose, th root of, % of, sqrt, sin, cos, tan, ln, log, ! etc

One tip in using the Google Calculator is that if you are not getting any answers in the suggestion section in the toolbar, you can force it to work by ending the expression with “=” symbol. It understands both the short forms and long forms of units (like KM or Kilometers, sin or sine etc). It also takes the value of constants (like C, g etc) in the expression while calculating its value.

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How to create custom keyboard shortcut to open any application?

Step 1:
Make a shortcut for the application . Create the shortcut, right-click the program file and then click Create Shortcut to create one. If the shortcut is being made in the desktop, move it to a folder under ‘My Documents’.

Step 2:
Right-click the shortcut and click Properties.

Step 3:
Click the Shortcut tab and under that you will find Shortcut Key box.

Step 4:
If no keyboard shortcut is being assigned then it will display none. All shortcut keys are used in a combination with CTRL + ALT. So, select another key along with CTRL + ALT and click OK.

Step 5:
Now, you can use this keyboard shortcut to open that application when you are using the desktop or any other application.

This is applicable for both in Windows XP and Windows Vista.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's Day Poems

A Valentine is nothing like



A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.

If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine's,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It's nice to have one near.



Be my Valentine, my love



Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.

For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.

So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move.



Be my Valentine, for I



Be my Valentine, for I
Each day have thought of you.
My whole life couldn't manage what
Your ready smile can do,
Vanquishing my loneliness
As though all light were new.
Let me be your Valentine
Even as you're mine,
Needing what I have to give
That each might each define
In friendship and in harmony,
Now you, now I the melody,
Each helping each to shine.

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Happy Valentines Day


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Valentines Day E-Cards

Top 5 places for E-Cards:

www.123greetings.com/events/valentines_day/

www.care2.com/send/catvalentine1.html

www.valentinesday-ecards.com/

www.valentinesdaycards.net

www.greetingsnecards.com/events/valentines_day

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Valentine's Day SMS

Romantic Valentine SMS

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.


Miss You SMS


If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss
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Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone,
when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
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In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Mints
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years:
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When the sky looks blue "I Miss u" when the dreams come true "I Miss u" when the flowers covered with dew "I Miss u" when the day comes new "I Miss u"
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I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned to see who it was, I noticed it was alone, then realized it was my heart beat telling me “I MISS U”
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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU

Love SMS

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree
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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
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'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
Person like u will make my life lovely.
Happy Valentines Day
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever
If Your asking if I'll Leave U the answer is Never
If Your asking what I value the Answer is U
if Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.
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God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you darling. If he did, I won’t be able to afford to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.

Propose SMS

If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U...
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Kiss SMS

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Happy Valentines Day
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If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.
If a hug was a second i'd send u hours.
If a smile was water i'd send u a sea.
If love was a person i'd send u me.....
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Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind
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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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What is the kiss in view.......
Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips"
Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"
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Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies"
Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Hindi Love SMS

Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti....
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Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar
Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo rooz kare muj ko Sms pyare
wo shakas b bada khaas hota hai
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Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti.
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti.
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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

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